They should add this one too:
[ ] the language name sounds too much like
clojure, closure, clozure, clojurescript or clojureclr [ ] the language name sounds too much like
clojure, closure, clozure, clojurescript or clojureclr [ ] the name is a common word, a single character, or
two characters, one of them not easily pronounceable,
and you are neither a demi-god nor a multi-billion-
dollar company.