> Then I retired on crypto gains and tried to get a mortgage
Just get a job for 6 months and then get the loan. After you close, put your 2 weeks in.
Just get a job for 6 months and then get the loan. After you close, put your 2 weeks in.
I agree with claytongulick's point too, I'd feel bad about applying anywhere with this intent.
Do you understand the cost to them for something like this?