> Plainly, this document is the response to my complaint that my ability to make money from my art (poetry, music, etc) through Patreon supporters was improperly removed, similar to the closure of my Stripe account.

I'm not sure how you arrive at this conclusion seeing as how none of the authors work for Patreon or Stripe.

We're laughing at this because it's obvious satire and tongue-in-cheek, and we're laughing at ourselves. No one here that's a programmer strives to produce buggy code, quite the opposite. Frankly, your attack on programmers at large is quite offensive and unnecessary. We're fallible human beings, the same as you (unless you're a bot, but I'm assuming you're a person).

I've personally been woken up overnight 3 times this week to address defects in code I support. Do you think I want that, enjoy it, or celebrate it? Of course not. My full time job is to make the software I work on better: more reliable, faster and use less computing resources to do the work.

> I am unhappy to read such a glib dismissal of serious, repeated issues that impact my ability to put food in my mouth. 0 out of 10.

No one here is dismissing your issues.