I can't find the original, but the copy there is exactly what I remembered.
That was some of the best storytelling I have ever read. Wow.
Reading this out loud is incredibly difficult. Discovered it in my Sophomore year of College, and it took my two roommates and I about 45 minutes to read through the whole thing out loud because we were laughing so hard.
"'It's just a bunny', they all say" -- Tim the Wizard