Not so funny at times: an article from 2009, "In Africa, A Pigeon Transfers Data Faster Than The Internet":
* https://www.wired.com/2009/09/in-africa-a-pigeon-transfers-d...
* https://www.wired.com/2009/09/in-africa-a-pigeon-transfers-d...
An A380 filled with micro SD cards would likely beat any conceivable fiber network in bandwidth, if not latency.