Hmm, it sounds like there is some part of your offering that I was overlooking as I failed to see how that would happen.
Perhaps that is something that should be addressed, regardless of what you decide on KYC/credit cards/cryptocurrencies/etc?
Random thoughts after a little closer look, may or may not be relevant:
I see now that you host mailu/mailcow. If you give customers an e-mail address under a (sub-) domain of yours - stop that. Make customers bring their own domain, even for a trial. Or keep outgoing public SMTP out of the trial; even they do not use your domain, you probably don't want to risk polluting IP space reputation. If you still really want to let them try it and want to spend some time on it, you could spend some time restricting outgoing mail to a whitelisted email address (not domain) per account.
If you're also referring to hosting scam websites and you don't want to require trials to bring their own domain, consider making the subdomain you provide autogenerated, long, unattractive, and verbose.
If you haven't addressed all of the above, it should hopefully improve things.
For ddos/hosting illegal content, there is no shortage of places where people can get VMs and VPSes with connectivity, storage and compute for reasonable prices in various jurisdiction anonymously just a quick web search away - so even for those who don't know where they can get it for way cheaper underground, I'd assume that criminals wouldn't have a reason to burn even close to that much money for such things?