We walked into another store location. They were sympathetic to the foreigner situation, and made an exception.
Takeaway: Computers can't see that a process is flawed and go outside it when it makes sense to do so. Computers also can't provide feedback to the company that the process is flawed.
Aside:
Brazilian bureaucracies, even commercial ones are extremely unfriendly to non-brazilians:
- Poor bilingual support (EN or ES).
- Expectation of a SSN for all customers (this included booking pre-flight Covid tests).
- In many situations a foreign credit card will not work for online purchases (SSN & brazilian zip code will be checked against your card). Fry's "shut up and take my money" meme was extremely relevant here, as many times I wanted to make a purchase, but it wasn't possible to do so.