100% agreed. a lift-and-shift migration to Galera and modern MariaDB wouldnt be hard, but knowing MS there are mid managers waiting in the wings to swoop in and drive this into the ground with azure/sqlserver, the former of which posted 8 outages in the past 90 days alone.

this is classic Microsoft. spend a ton of money for something very valuable -- in this case virtually all developer marketshare -- and then casually pedal it into the ground while you lie about the KPI's to C levels (IIS marketshare on netcraft as a function of parked websites at GoDaddy to dominate over Apache) and keep it on life support with other revenue streams (XBox) for the next 16 quarters until it becomes a repulsive enough carbuncle to shareholders that it gets the axe (Microsoft phone.) then in a year, limp into the barn with another product nobody else but you could afford to buy (minecraft) and slowly turn it into a KPI farm for Microsoft account metrics to drive some other failing product (Azure) and keep the C level happy while you alienate virtually every player with mechanics or requirements they hate.