One of these days I really must create a bunch of alter egos and make them predict different things. Then I can style the remaining ego that predicted the right thing into a prophet and make big money.
Just remember to answer any question with "It's what I've been saying all along..." and use short, choppy sentences.
Yesterday, his iPhone 4S story offered this astonishing course reversal:
"While confusion was sprinkled throughout the industry on exactly what Apple would announce, most seemed to agree that the iPhone 4S would be the smartphone that Apple ultimately would unveil."
Admit nothing.