Body Ritual Among the Nacirema (1956) [pdf]
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> A few women afflicted with almost inhuman hypermammary development are so idolized that they make a handsome living simply going from village to village and permitting the natives to stare at them for a fee.
Me: "Haha! These people are so dumb!"
Oof, I feel that one.
My first reaction on reading this was, "no, it's illegal for a hospital to deny emergency care". But then I noticed this was written in 1956, whereas the EMTALA was only passed in 1986. Good to know we've improved at least a little bit.
Onto "In Praise of Memorization (pearlleff.com)" now
[edit: Presumably minus the hypermammary bit someone else quotes.]