On my oven I want a knob. That's it. I'll light it with a match.
Presently have those lighting spark things on my 5 year old samsung. Already failures.
No, I do not want networking, apps, wifi, touchscreens or any form of digitality.
This shit is glitter for the "technologically educated" class. Turning a $1 tshirt into a $10 tshirt