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Well, the extra hour of sunshine might cause the curtains to fade and the cows might not know when to get milked -- at least according to former Queensland Premier Joh Bjelke-Petersen in 1992:

https://www.spectator.com.au/2017/01/sunshine-state/

How many honest, hard working kitten shredders would it put out of business!?

Is this where the kitten shedding charity bill is being discussed?

Nestle suspiciously shuffles off the stage with a Vitamix and a meowing barrel.

>Anyone want to sign my "Anti kitten shredding" motion?

Before that, a ban on kitten juggling[0] is needed.

[0] https://cinemacats.com/the-jerk-1979/

Won't anyone think of the tiny little mice from Kansas being told they can be movie stars?