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Only reason I mow is because it reduces the chance of the neighbors cat shitting in my yard. Otherwise I would have a beautiful Meadow.

...You'd have a beautiful meadow, which would attract wildlife, which would shit in your meadow.

Go ahead and let the cat shit in your meadow, everyone's happier that way.

Camera that can identify cats and a sprinkler.

Pet golden eagle.

That's the dream, a anti-cat water turret.