> "Boys’ apparel is up 8.4%, while girls’ apparel is down 0.4%."
Rise up, Men! It is time we take to the streets wearing hats adorned with cocks-and-balls to demand equity in clothing prices!
Rise up, Men! It is time we take to the streets wearing hats adorned with cocks-and-balls to demand equity in clothing prices!
> It is time we take to the streets wearing hats adorned with cocks-and-balls to demand equity in clothing prices!
If it is intended as satire, it's trite and contrived.