Woz to HP management: "Hey, I know we already sell computers, want to have a look at this one? If not, can I sell it myself?"
HP to Woz: "Sure, go for it, good luck."
Apple to their own employees: "Uh, let's see here.... how about 'No.' Does 'No' work? Good, then we'll go with 'No.'"
Gotta love the Valley. You either flame out early, or you live long enough to become the face on the telescreen.