This is actually a major red flag if I'm an employee. There's no half way with remote work. Either everyone, including execs, works remote, or no one does. I've been in hybrid situations and it's complete hell. My suggestion is pick what works best for you, and then find a company that's committed all the way to either one.
For me, there's no amount of money that doesn't start with billion that could convince me to work in an office. I understand some other people are different, and they should find companies that support forced-commute co-located working.
I’m sorry you’ve only been in toxic environments, but you really think “we are in office t-th” is impossible?
No one thought it was weird to close offices sat/sun, why would that change (now that we all have remote set ups by force)?
Isn’t this what “friends” are for?
I don't know what kind of job you do, but I find this the symptom of a highly inefficient work environment.