What the fuck, this has to be a parody:

Be Safe AFTER

Immediately after you are inside shelter, if you may have been outside after the fallout arrived. ...

Engage virtually with your community through video and phone calls. Know that it’s normal to feel anxious or stressed. Take care of your body and talk to someone if you are feeling upset. Many people may already feel fear and anxiety about the coronavirus 2019 (COVID-19). The threat of a nuclear explosion can add additional stress. Follow CDC guidance for managing stress during a traumatic event and managing stress during COVID-19.

Last Updated: 02/25/2022