> 1. GDPR is an EU law
Yes
> that claims
laws claim nothing
> to apply to every single website in the world,
No non nein no no no no no
> mandating certain things regarding PII
well 2 out of 4 aint bad
> 2. A court has now determined that using Google Fonts on a site will make it noncompliant with GDPR.
Sure thing.
> 3. Thus,
I sense a wild extrapolation inbound....
> any site that currently uses Google Fonts is currently in violation of that EU law called GDPR.
No, any site that currently uses Google Fonts AND IS HOSTED IN OR VIEWED FROM THE EU is currently in violation of that EU law called GDPR.
GDPR is not international law, its not a global law, its not Europe telling the US what to do, its actually not about you at all. On the other hand, if you would like to do business with europe, we have some things we would like you to do, if you do not wish to do them, you are free (we all know americans love their freedom fries) to not do any of the things we require and stay out of our jurisdiction.
If you have a website in the US, and a person in the US visits it, unlike your repeated claims - the EU neither wants nor needs nor considers it to be anything to do with anything that they give the slightest of shits about. You, me and the brick wall all know this to be true.