I have an ITIL certification and I can honestly say it was the most useless 3 or 4 days (I don't even remember) of my entire professional life. Absolute rubbish, it was either completely made up / false, or such a basic level of common sense it makes you wonder how anyone got paid to write it down in the first place. The certification never expires but I haven't had it on my resume since I left that job.

I see many security certifications in that list that are useful (e.g. OSCP). You focused on the least useful of those.

AXELOS has a very bad track record.

Learning and getting certified by a company that botched ~80% of their projects... indeed not a good idea.