This seems like a huge market opportunity for a service where you upload your "final" binary and some app goes through the thing and shows you all the stupid you are doing and how to fix it.

This would have really pissed me off if I had to download it over my cell plan. I have one phone with minimum apps on it which I use for day-to-day, and then another with all the scummy bloated apps on it, but the data plan on that phone is small and 500MB would be a huge chunk out of my monthly quota.