- Flight at 11AM, boarding at 10:20.
- Show up at 10:25, boarding doors are closed.
- "Didn't boarding start 5 minutes ago"
- "Yeah we close the doors once 95% of people show up, sorry, you should show up when boarding starts"
- "Yeah but didn't boarding start 5 minutes ago, how was I to know"
- "You should have known, sorry"