Honestly, I'm just looking for something I can run Wireguard on to proxy my traffic. It doesn't matter if it's ARM or not, what really matters is the public IP (IPv6 would be super cool) and lots of bandwidth.

You also need to meet with Larry in a dark alley and sign over your soul in perpetuity, but other than that it's a great service.

Edit: To the downvoters, have you ever been through an Oracle audit? I can tell you it's "bend you over and thoroughly check out your insides" invasive enough that I will literally never again willingly work with such a company.