met-ah-mah-tees; i went more greek and less pirates

Or met-ah-mar-tay, which would be Maori for meta-death[0].

Which reminds me of the "Hello, death" Coke machines[1].

[0]https://maoridictionary.co.nz/search?&keywords=mate

[1]https://twitter.com/waikatoreo/status/1051264259089264640