I like reading as much as the next person, but this kind of articles is starting to get ridiculous.
It's like, it starts with an interesting but otherwise straightforward title, you click, and then you're presented with a novel. One structured in such a way so as to make trying to glance to find the relevant sections yields zero information. Nope, you are required to read all about how someone grew without a dog and how their grandmother had lovely spots on her hands and her skin was like paper, before you can even get an inkling where the information lies in the article, if it's there at all.
I've read countless articles like this by now, where you go through the whole 'novel', and the information you were looking for is on paragraph 67 out of 103, and it's basically the line "Well, we don't really know."
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Here, let me tell you about the story when I once added 1 + 1 together. You'll never believe the result:"Jonathan was a keen hiker. When his wife got pregnant in the mid nineties, he could never imagine that his great-great-great-great-great grandson would ever be faced with the 1+1 problem [...]"