Related: Lack of pirates is causing global warming:
https://www.forbes.com/sites/erikaandersen/2012/03/23/true-f...
https://www.forbes.com/sites/erikaandersen/2012/03/23/true-f...
But basically, it's a "if you do it right, it'll look like you've done nothing at all" situation.
REPORT: Average human has less than two arms
(The median number of arms is two though)
second, the posters name was sharkweek, if you went in the water during sharkweek you probably wouldn't have two arms, this is what is known as a joke based on an eponysterical name.
third, you are also incorrect in your statement that there are no humans with 3 arms https://www.google.com/search?q=baby+born+with+three+arms
Never say never:
Especially on the internet
(pregnancy)