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Man, I came here to make this joke, but you've beaten me to it... and you're the only other comment.

I love HN. <3

It's funny today, but I hope this doesn't happen every time someone references the speed of light from now on.

If necessary, we can go back in time and make sure the discovery doesn't take place.

But only if someone goes back in time after you to make sure that the discovery does take place so that you can go back in time to prevent it.

No way man, I totally know what I'm

I would never do such a thing, unless you were already having been going to do that.