One of the amazing subtleties in this article... if you're a fast reader you'll stop paying attention to the stories as they go through... kind of amazing that this article is layered like that.
I developed a rock inside my head, and the rock said "THESE PEOPLE WILL ALL FALL AFOUL OF RIGID DICTATES WRITTEN ON A ROCK."
Second-to-last story should have been about a person that did not fall afoul of the rock. Then in the last segment ask the reader if they developed their own rock.
This article could be replaced by a rock with the words "Heuristics are valuable but will bite you in the ass" chiseled on it. /s
If he finished with that line with a photoshopped rock it would've been great.
Indeed, I was beginning to wonder if I could replace the blog with a rock.