I don't purchase smart devices. They either lose functionality is any or suddenly gain malicious features I can't control. Smart seems to be another way to say "fuck you".

It's true my speakers won't switch rooms automatically like Sonos and I couldn't ask me alarm clock about dog breeds but both my speakers and alarm will outlive any smart device released today. All of this stuff has to be supported and it won't be - it's just landfill material that hasn't made it there yet.

Make mine stupid please.