I smell bullshit

> I only have one humble request, if I submited 51k lines of code in January and my whole team submitted 68k, do not call me a "Least Effective"

Let's give him the benefit of the doubt and assume he works 10 hours 6 days a week. Of course he takes no bio breaks, doesn't eat or drink and is not required to attend any standups or status meetings or design reviews.

This nets you 15600 minutes to code. So even under these absurd conditions he has managed over 3 lines of code per minute. What a god.