Ugh. Dear intarweb, please stop trying to outsmart safari on iOS. It works just fine as-is. We don't need your fancy-pants JavaScript-based paging implementations.
iPhone user agent: 37 seconds load time, 1.31MB transferred 93 network requests. Desktop user agent: 15 seconds load time, 839KB transferred, 130 network requests.
… WHY?!
Hit the "open in Safari" button and then your complaint became crystal clear,
So awful, when the iPhone renders the normal page just fine.