My impression is that the U.S. government mostly doesn't enforce its laws against unlawful entry. And that the Democratic party wants a path to full citizenship for anyone who manages to stay in the country long enough.
So I'm curious if this approach would work:
1. Enter the U.S. illegally to start the clock.
2. Work remotely "from India" for some company. Have a trusted friend/relative in India forward enough of your paycheck to the U.S. to cover your cost of living.
3. When the political climate is right, get onto whatever path to citizenship is being offered.