This is my nightmare
The first just rambled about how much PHP sucks and how great Postgres is, for no apparent reason.
The second touted how amazing Kubernetes is, and then asked if I could help them configure it for their small project.
The third went on a long rant about how they could build Zoom as a weekend MVP.
The fourth tried to explain how we should run the entire world on SQLite.
I had to hurl my computer off the bridge into the river to ensure I didn't click anywhere to start.
keep this tab open and your headphones on for a while ..."
There's no indicator for how long the queue is, so a match could happen at any time. The serif font, lack of sentence capitalization, and repeating stock photos of the espresso cup also create an emotional atmosphere reminiscent of the SCP Foundation and nosleep fictional horror stories involving the exploration of the internet.