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Jonathan was probably not born on St Helena, since he was a gift from elsewhere.

Totally right, he did arrive on St Helena 40-50 years into his life! Just like someone else did.

Napoleon wouldn't be that lucky.

Are tortoises born, or hatched?

And do they celebrate his hatchday with a hatchday cake?

Both surely, egg comes out of mom, baby comes out of egg. Pretty good as long as one of the days isn't Christmas.

In what belief system does rebirth depend on spatiality?