What's funny is the graphs on that same page show something is clearly wrong. But nope, bright green!

EDIT: Okay, now it's not green anymore. Pretty quick status change TBH. I withdraw my snark.

15:58 PST

Investigating - We are currently investigating this issue

15:58 PST

Identified - The issue has been identified and a fix is being implemented.

The graphs show a spike in error rate in the past few minutes.

They have messages about an issue having been identified and a fix being in progress while the status bar still says “no downtime recorded on this day”.

it’s showing 0 requests per second now