You do not have sufficient social credit to request a review, please become a better person and try again.
This is the sad way of things now. Only those with a large enough megaphone get support. I'm in a battle with Cash App support and the only way I got my issue escalated was to find the personal cellphone of a manager there and call him. This is not how things are supposed to work :(
> become a better person
It's much faster and more effective to achieve high visibility by being a bad person, if you haven't noticed.