> networking setup is free/cheap/doesn't require a Cisco cert. you can trust a developer to set things up.
Bare metal hosts set up the network for you. You may need to know how to configure a local network interface. Even if you actually rack and stack many colos will give you a drop with network set up. You don't need to do what you describe unless you are building your own DC.
> object storage is so much easier than any file hosting scheme you can come up with
That matters if your data volume is truly massive. Only a small percentage have this problem. Also AWS inbound is free so you could upload big data to AWS and warehouse it there if you wanted. Not using big cloud for everything doesn't mean you can't use it for anything.
> the path from container-on-a-host to container-in-a-cluster to container-in-{serverless,k8s} is extremely straightforward
This is the one spot where admittedly you will have to spend more in administration. You'll need to either run your own k8s or Nomad or adopt a different configuration, and you may have to think about it a bit more.
> I turn all my dev/test servers off at night and they don't cost me a thing
You could still do this. Just host live somewhere else. You could also test on a local VM, which is what we do. Obviously that depends on how big your app is.
> consumption based compute will result in a much cheaper solution than a VPS or colo (admittedly there are many assumptions baked into this)
You only see the savings if they are passed onto you. What we've seen is that Moore's Law savings have not been passed on by cloud providers. Look at what you can get at a bare metal host compared to how much the same compute costs in cloud. Years ago the difference would not have been so large.
Bandwidth costs in cloud are insane, and most use asymmetric pricing where inbound bandwidth is free. This is known as "roach motel pricing" for a reason. Data goes in, but it doesn't come out.
> some core services (like sqs, sns on Amazon) are extremely cheap and have provably reduced development time because you're not having to build these abstractions yourself.
Fair, but they make their money back elsewhere. Those are lures to get you locked in so you now have to pay their crazy compute and bandwidth egress charges.
Here's an example. There are more.
https://www.datapacket.com