Can you find a facebook engineer on LinkedIn and send them a InMail? Only costs you one month of linkedin plus, or whatever it is called.
There are plenty of FB engineers on this site alone. Are you all feeling okay with the work you’ve done?
1) Get your story on HN front page
2) Get a job at FB, fix issue yourself
3) Install Tinder, drive near FB offices, set search radius to minimum. Try to convince your matches to fix things
4) Buy a 0-day from the dark web, hack into FB and reset the password
5) Become incredibly wealthy, acrue enough FB stock to get a board seat, complain to the CEO
3 b) Install Grind[e?]r, drive near FB offices, set search radius to minimum. Try to blackmail your matches to fix things
(Yeah, it's a good thing that's a lot less blackmail-worthy nowadays. About as serious as what I'm replying to.)