Google News Glitch Causes United Airlines Stock Crash

Better Title: "Hasty Bloomberg employee causes United Airlines Stock Crash, but I'll put Google in the title too, so people bother to read this."

Even the original Wired headline was "Six-Year-Old News Story Causes United Airlines Stock to Plummet".

It's especially funny that you word-smithed the headline linking to a story about people overreacting to a headline.