Chromebooks suck because they run ChromeOS [1].

> From what I could gather, the version of Chrome was tied to ChromeOS which couldn’t be updated because of the hardware. No new ChromeOS meant no new Chrome which meant stuck at version 76.

[1]: https://blog.jim-nielsen.com/2022/a-web-for-all/ / https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=29894300