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Indeed, and this is common knowledge. But in hell you program in javascript. Or https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Malbolge .

Hell, Heaven and Earth are written in Java. That is why most people are slow after waking up and why you need to sleep for garbage collection to run.

For arguments that God wrote it all in Lisp see https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5-OjTPj7K54

Spot on, we wake up groggy because the VM is kicking in

Like many answers in life, hell is not coded in Java or JavaScript, hell is coded by other people coding in Java or JavaScript.

Some things in life just turn into hell when you ask for everyone’s interpretation (politics, government, programming). It’s not fried chicken which most people cant fuck up even if they tried. Stick the damn chicken in the fryer, and whether you over-do it or under-do it, it’ll be fine with some ketchup.

Write Once, Burn Anywhere

I've really gotten used to hell then :>