SRL – Simple Regex Language

What business do you have writing if you believe that "No one wants to read"?

Personally I read obsessively, probably with some elements of a behavioral addiction. I have to limit how much I can read because if I take in information faster than I can consolidate memories my mental health deteriorates, I get anxious, and my sympathetic tone increases. I even have to limit particular kinds of reading material because of the emotional effects of the content, even if I am intensely or desperately interested in the content.

My problems with regex is that they are write-only. This proposal doesn't seems to change much except for making it more verbose.