The markets are booming, money printer goes brrrr, so reality is of little consequence. It's all about pushing paper from one corner to another. Bitcoin will save us, pushing that paper will be better than pushing this paper. Round and round goes the paper, barely managing to do anything for us or our environment on which we depend for everything. No reason to include it in the calculations if it would just bring down the numbers.
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