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People love primates, specially big ones, and will get angry if in the future thousands of primates are used for organ harvest.

Pigs? People will make jokes like "If I pay for the heart transplant, do I get a free bacon?"

(Also, pigs have the correct size to get an organ usable in humans.)

Also, while pigs are naturally curious and definitely aren't dumb, I suspect our primate cousins are closer to us on the conciousness scale.

And yes, bacon. Combine the transplant with an offer on cheap pork, and we'll soon have heart transplants and bacon deliveries as a service. :D