When I discovered that Microsoft Teams lets you write your missed call voicemail message in text, I copied the first few paragraphs of this poem into it. Any coworkers that tried to start an uninvited voice call just got to listen to the TTS agent's attempt at a recital. They were very, very confused upon hearing it.
My favorite poem as an American ex-pat. Germans hate this and I feel like a superhero when I read it out loud as they read along.