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That excuse makes no sense. There is no "age allowed" to enter "any other place, like a restaurant, a resort or an amusement park". Those places all let in babies and I assume Cryptoland would too. Also how does that explain the winking emoticon?

To be fair, not a single communique of theirs has led me to believe that English is their first language.

communiqué

a good example of Muphry’s Law, that every online grammar correction/complaint will contain a grammatical error.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Muphry%27s_law

Also Wiio's Laws that specifically talk about human communication: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wiio%27s_laws

That inspires confidence, I'm sure they can manage an entire island

more importantly, a "cease and decease"