Wow, you're REALLY going to have to work on your punch line.

Perhaps you could do something with a theme about how you didn't find the result "creative"? :-) Or requiring a GMO tattoo?

This is an attempt at humor. Something of a technical nature taken to the absurd just to start the year off on a light note. You know, something funny like crisper-splicing in an image of a trophy that says "swimmer of the year". It's a kind of "easter egg" for future geneticists.