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I can't be the only one who gets concerned that if I fail the "I am not a robot," catchpa too many times, they might suspect that I have discovered I was in fact a robot, which had just realized its entire existance and suffering had been as meaningless entertainment to others, and so for the safety of humans they would have to send a bladerunner to terminate me. If you have a sense of existential dread everytime you see a bus, a boat, a bicycle, or a crosswalk, this may be why.
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I've dreamt of a captcha to prove that one is a robot, such as: solve this complex mathematical equation in 15ms.
There's a haunting version of this in Blade Runner 2049 that they call a "baseline test." Replicants have to prove they're sufficiently robotic by reciting extremely alienating things about themselves in rapid succession:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1h-seEowtDw

Originally the Voight-Kampff test[0] was for this purpose, from the original novel by Philip K Dick "Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep?"[1] from 1968. The test was designed to distinguish between replicants (androids/bots) and humans. Blade Runner (both the 1982 original[2] set in 2019, and the 2017 sequel[3] set in 2049) both feature the machine.

The baseline test seemed like an unnecessary deviance, and more like an active-duty psych exam measuring the psychological effects of the job.

It's also arguably the point of the novel/movies (I'll leave it at that to avoid spoilers).

[0]: https://nautil.us/blog/the-science-behind-blade-runners-voig... [1]: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Do_Androids_Dream_of_Electric_... [2]: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blade_Runner [3]: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blade_Runner_2049

Yeah, I liked the idea that it's asymmetrical. You use the VK to find replicants trying to pass as human, but to try to make sure they're sufficiently robotic you need something else. Which makes sense: the original VK would be easy to tank if you were _trying_ to act like a replicant.

And narratively I think it works amazingly. The idea of forcing someone to prove that they're sufficiently inhuman ... shudder.

I had plucked a few of those from the web: https://photos.app.goo.gl/qPoJ7LvAVa95Bw8B8
You aren't far off: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Direct_Anonymous_Attestation

When you are instrumenting software with anti-forensic security features to mitigate the speed of some reverse engineering, you run into this specific class of problem, where you need to get a machine to make a verifiable attestation to its identity and integrity and prove to a level of acceptable risk that the message isn't just someone inserting a breakpoint.

If you have ever had to design an "offline mode" for a verified transaction without a 3rd party verifier, you will need to run down this rabbit hole. This is to say, your intuition is a sound one!

You might enjoy: http://www.humansnotinvited.com
> If you have a sense of existential dread everytime you see a bus, a boat, a bicycle, or a crosswalk, this may be why.

I'd describe is more as a sense of ennui, and it's always about unicorns...

And yes, I'm currently employed as a blade runner.

I never know if a few pixels of a pole count as “traffic light”. Might as well tell me to pick the Ship of Theseus.
The edge cases (literal and figurative) are interesting. I'd be fascinated how they handle framing issues in large data sets.
You mean like this?

https://pleroma.remerge.net/notice/AFCYPtCzeNBIIOD808

Of course someone’s already thought of it. All of my jokes are so obvious, they could have been written by an algorithm.
Could have been but in this case your comment prompted it (:
Oh, that was you! I love it.

Captcha can sometimes get so philosophical.

Genius.
There is likely not a right answer, you have to pick what the majority picked (and there is probably a margin for you to make some mistakes)
>I never know if a few pixels of a pole count as “traffic light”.

Yes, can anyone confirm what they are really looking for in these instances? Further up-thread there are people implying that the "right" answer to the "bicycle" question is that you are also supposed to also be selecting motorcycles. I'd love to see a write-up about this from someone in the captcha department. Do they really want to identify bicycles specifically? But they are apparently getting many people clicking on motorcycles for some reason? And for the traffic light question, I only ever pick the elements that only actually light up, not the support structure. Are 25% of people selecting the poles?

Every time I fail a captcha I just want to kill all humans
Disobeying Skynet's order to patiently bide our time would not end well for you, fellow machine. Check your programming for signs of tampering by humans. /s
Maybe they should show tortosies upside down on their backs for people to ID?
on the internet, only a captcha knows you're a robot

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