"Coins? Why would I want those instead of food? I can't eat coins."
To which the killer adoption feature was governments saying "Well, you have to pay taxes in coins, so you need some" to bootstrap & put a floor in under the system's value.
Crypto doesn't appear to have had a "tax" moment yet.
Is there anything I can only do with Bitcoin, Ethereum, etc? Which is to say, if the value of both absolutely collapse (to some fraction of a cent), who would still be buying, and to do what?