Sorry guys, if I had $100k to drop on a fun gadget I'd get the water jet pack instead. 100% the fun, 0% the death. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=im1iNq02Kz0 http://jetlev.com/
Segways, as well as water jetpacks, are lots of fun. Care less.
Pairing of money and mouth: Me falling off a Segway like a 'tard. ( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G0Zk5eFAHJU )