Basically all the stuff in the first half of the talk where he whines about stepping on toes, conflicting with other people, politics, special write access groups, are all non-issues that do not sound familiar to Perforce users. If two people are using Perforce they can both work on changes to the same files taken from the main branch (trunk) and submit them separately without conflict or even awareness of the other person. As a bonus this is all dramatically faster in Perforce than in git for large repos.
In this talk Linus demonstrates that he believes git is a state-of-the-art SCM system, without being familiar with the actual state of the art.